According to Kevin Smith:

"Over the last week or so, I've been cutting together a teaser for the new flick, and this morning, we post it up. For those who're trying to avoid spoilers, don't worry: it's not a very revealing two minutes, as it gives away precious little about the movie's plot. It's merely a sneak peek at what "Clerks II" looks and feels like, set to one of my favorite tunes of all time.

Some folks have asked why I'm even bothering to put any footage of the flick out there, eight months before it'll hit theaters. The only reason I can sight is that I'm proud of the flick; I fucking love it, and I can't wait to share it with the world. Just as "Clerks" was a film about what I felt it was like to be in my twenties, "Clerks II" is a film about how I feel it's like to be in my thirties, and for the audience which has made that trans-generational journey along with us over the last decade, I think it's gonna really connect in a big way. But chuck that aside: after the great test run of the flick last month, this just felt like the right time to put up some footage for the fan-base.

But to do a full trailer this far in advance of our theatrical release would be akin to us getting into a sixty nine with the viewer, blowing (or licking) them while hovering our sopping wet pussy/throbbing hard cock within an inch of their face, and then quickly dismounting before any spasms of release and euphoria could occur, getting dressed, and telling them we'll see 'em in August, while heading out the door. Rather than subject folks to that, we present, instead, the cinematic equivalent of a genital flash: just a quick enough glimpse of what we have in store for you to give you something to think about while you're tugging/rubbing one out over the next few months, with the added promise of three-hole input down the road (sorry ladies: I couldn't think of the male equivalent of three-hole input... except maybe the utter and complete lack of request for three-hole input).

So without further adieu, I give you a little whiff of "Clerks II"..."

Digital Bombings response... It's either going to suck ass or It's going to be the greatest film ever made... Nice use of Anthrax on the trailer!
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